10-Things-Tuesday #1

I thought it was time to change things up a bit. (Honestly, I just couldn’t think of another how-to.) So this Tuesday I will tell you 10 things I learned in High School. Don’t worry I’m not explaining math equations or English grammar.

Number one: Homework is just a way to separate the brainiacs from the slackers.

Number two: Teachers actually know what they’re talking about. Also, they aren’t deliberately trying to get you to fail. They actually want you to pass your tests.

Number three: Having your period is always a good excuse to get out of pretty much anything. Super effective on male teachers (yep, that’s a Pokemon reference).

Number four: Google knows the answers to all your questions, you just need to know where to look. Also, Wikipedia is your best friend.

Number five: Papers are 50% bullshit and 50% Wikipedia summaries.

Number six: There’s no cure for procrastinating.

Number seven: There’s always someone who got a higher grade.

Number eight: There isn’t such a thing as a cool kid. Everyone is awkward in High School.

Number nine: Deadlines are overrated.

Number ten: Grades don’t say anything about your intelligence.

Have a nice Tuesday.


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